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get that beautiful smoky eye look the easy way. set your lashes on fire


i don’t understand why you’re so upset. sure she broke up with you but she’s going to die someday. you’re going to die someday. you could even be murdered, and since most murder victims are attacked by people they know it could be me. i could murder you. i could kill you dude. right here. right now. i could squeeze the life out of you with my bare hands and you’re worried about a fucking breakup


this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

Got your girl in the cut and she choosey



do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”


So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….


The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.